I delivered an order to a man this week who had a pet parrot that would repeat everything said. The customer actually kept telling the parrot to shut up, like that was going to do any good. The transaction went something like this:
Me: Good evening, sir. Your total is $32.25.
Parrot: Good evening sir. Your total is $32.25: SQUAWK!
Customer: Shut up you damn bird!
Parrot: Shut up you damn bird!
Customer: Sorry 'bout the bird.
Parrot: Whistle, chirp, sorry 'bout the bird.
Me: That bird is hilarious.
Parrot:That bird is hilarious: SQUAWK!
Customer: That bird is annoying.
Parrot: That bird is annoying.
Customer: SHUT UP!
Parrot: Shut up.
Customer: Here's the payment; did you bring red peppers?
Parrot: Here's the payment; did you bring red peppers?
Me: Sure did.
Parrot: Sure did. Whistle chirp whistle.
Me: Thank you sir. Have a great night.
Parrot: Thank you sir. Have a great night. SQUAWK!
Crash "Rancid Trash" Dazzlin
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